This site is dedicated to the high art of Satire, an American tradition. I express my thoughts and observations through short stories that comment on the human condition. You'll find current and archived issues of The Bergen Bugle. There are forty back issues, enough to keep you busy for awhile. Oh, and if you were wondering, yes, it is only a front page. After all, isn't that where all the worthwhile news is? The Bergen Bugle brings you news and current events from the Greater Metropolitan Areas of North Bergen, Quaintsville, and East Hell. On the blog, I’ll be discussing absolutely anything I want. The short stories that the Bugle is based on are archived and available for your reading pleasure. I’m working on a new screenplay that I'll post, asking for your feedback and plot ideas. Enjoy my stories, feel free to critique my art, listen to the music, and have fun. I sure am.